I'm RICH, Bee-yatch!

Finally got my enlistment bonus middle of last month, and my new Alienware laptop is forthcoming. Also picked up some stickers from the good people at unamerican.com to decorate it with. I would've picked up the "Fuck with me, and I will saw off your legs" t-shirt while I was there, but I fear the quarterdeck watch would quite rightly shit their pants if they saw me wearing it.

On that note, stop me before I pick up another PS2 game anytime soon.

The Flash Party That Rocks Your Body

Went down to albinoblacksheep.com and found a couple that pimp your sister for nickels...

French Erotic Film, or Colin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

It's J-Rock! Holla!