Song of the Indeterminate Time Period, 21 July 2K7

Yeah, can you hear the call?
In our rambling land
Sussurations, that can expand
Beyond all hope of light
And plunge us into unrelenting night

A pall on truth and reason
It feels like hunting season
So avoid those lines of sight
And we'll set this right

Welcome to the New Dark Ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the New Dark Ages
And the world might end tonight

Now come ye children, one and all
Let's heed Ezekiel's call
Abide until the word is good and ripe
And get plucked clean out of sight

The world will be erased
Our kin will be immaculate ejaculate in space
Before the King of Kings' love, he'll snatch us from above
Brothers, please help me sing it

Welcome to the New Dark Ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the New Dark Ages
And the world might end tonight

So, how do you sleep?
There's nothing to keep
This is deep
Because we're animals... with golden rules who
Who can't be moved by rational views

Welcome to the New Dark Ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the New Dark Ages
Sing it again, yeah
These are the New Dark Ages
I hope you're living right
And the world might end tonight

-- Bad Religion
"New Dark Ages"
New Maps of Hell (2007)

Song of the Indeterminate Time Period, 5 July 2K7

Look at you sleeping there
I couldn't love anyone or anything more
You truly are my angel from Heaven
So... thanks, God

Wish I could tell you how much I love you
A thousand times a day
But I hope that you can see it in my eyes
Every moment that we're awake

And every minute that I dream
I dream of you
God, that sounds like such a used line
But, fuck it... it's true

Now most of my words are social
The human condition that we all share
And I'm not very good with love songs
But I just saw you sleeping there
And I didn't want to wake you up
But I feel us so strongly right now...

I love you, et cetera
Je'taime merci, et cetera
Et cetera... et cetera...
Et cetera... et cetera...

Thank you for being so great
And thanks for being my friend
I know that it's the same for you for me
When you wake up, let's make out
Let's make out
Let's make out

-- Down By Law
"Goodnight Song"
punkrockacademyfightsong (1994)

Song of the Indeterminate Time Period, 6 July 2K7

"Well now! We call this the act of mating! But there are several other very important difference between human beings and animals that you should know about!"

(I'd appreciate your input)

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs' high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine,
"Tool Time", you'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

-- Bloodhound Gang
"The Bad Touch"
Hooray For Boobies (2000)